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Wednesday, 7 September 2022

Heart Surgery

A few years ago, I discovered a new term (to me, at least) for something with which I've been very familiar for many years - earworms.

An earworm is a piece of music that gets inside your head - seemingly from nowhere, although something could start it off, I suppose - and stays there, playing away on a loop until it disappears or is, perhaps, replaced by another. It can be anything musical - nothing is too clichéd, tasteless or banal to become an earworm.

Today's earworm was a Chick Corea tune - "Armando's Rhumba" - which first appeared on his 1976 album "My Spanish Heart". Of course, it sent me straight to the Jazz folder on my grossly distended hard drive and I listened to it, in an attempt to exorcise the worm. According to some, it's not actually a rhumba - more of an "energetic samba". Not that Chick would have had any fucks whatsoever to give, I'm sure.

After playing the track a few times, I then listened to the rest of the album as I got on with a few jobs.



As well as Chick on assorted keyboards, "My Spanish Heart" features Jean Luc Ponty on violin (on the earworm track only), Stanley Clarke on (mainly upright, thank goodness) bass, Steve Gadd on drums, Don Alias on percussion, Chick's wife Gayle Moran on occasional vocals, a string quartet, a brass quartet and Michael Narada Walden, who's credited with claps. Claps? Yes, and they're pretty much essential to the percussive drive of virtually the whole album. Sometimes they're the only percussion there is. It's predominantly an acoustic effort, although this being 1976, and with Chick arriving at the studio with a pantechnicon full of keyboards, there are some synths - very dated sounding they are, too.

I was first turned on to the album by the pianist in the French jazz/chanson band I'm in. He raved about it and burned me a copy which I enjoyed very much. However, as a double vinyl album originally, I found it rather overlong and some of the synths sounded rather cheesy, so I've made my own single album version.

I've been ruthless. 



Out went almost every track with a synth on it, which meant that after lengthy consideration for about two minutes, the entire El Bozo Suite was ripped screaming from the twitching patient. A few tracks with more synths were then excised and tossed in the bin labeled "Fusion waste".

I also played about with the running order. The title track is now a sort of prelude that leads in nicely to "Armando's Rhumba". Following are a trio of tracks that set up the Spanish Fantasy Suite and there's a postscript in the form of "the Sky" - the track omitted from the first release on CD.


After this musical bloodbath, what's left is a 46 minute single album that's very acoustic piano driven and seems to keep the spirit and essential elements of the original double, but with less of the dated cruft. I've even managed to include a track that was on the vinyl edition, "The Sky (Children Song No. 8 / Portrait of Children Song No. 8", but later dropped, so that it could fit on the first CD version. A later CD bonus track that added nothing to the album was dropped for this version.

The overall feel after the chopping is much sparer now, with fewer of the synth textures and more of the space that's left, due to much of the instrumentation now only consisting of piano, upright bass and those all-important claps. Needless to say, the musicianship is superb and some of the passages where Corea and Clarke play in unison are simply breathtaking.




 



27 comments:

  1. If you want a personalised and numbered limited edition of this example of sonic butchery, just say what earworm you have or have had.

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  2. Last earworm that really burrowed deepinto my brain...I heard "Fade Into You" drifting from a passing car stereo. As it swirled about in my head it made me think about the untimely death of David Roback, founding member of Mazzy Star, guitarist & co-writer (along with Hope Sandoval) on said song.

    Mazzy Star - Fade Into You (plus live tracks)
    https://mega.nz/file/v9F03AIT#oNde0wtWZMURaXQuvdvMyozGhfAc25kwuB6QMd60VMg

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  3. As I'm currently leading the life of an old jazzer thanks to Babs' generous crash course downloads, I've got to nominate Art Blakey's Down Under and Dexter Gordon's Cheese Cake as I can't get either them out of my head!

    But from my pre-enlightened days I'll go for:

    Greenslade -Spirit Of The Dance
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLa74nXfmvM

    Or The Golinski Brothers - Bloody
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4l_SnqZ5FE

    And don't anyone mention " Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" the ultimate earworm in my opinion.

    "Last night I heard my mama singing a song
    Ooh we, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
    Woke up this morning and my mama was gone
    Ooh wee, chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
    Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp"

    ....Aaargh please for the love of god stop.

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    1. Chirpy, Chirpy etc...the worst earworm candidate so far. More like an earleech. Didn't it make #!?

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  4. Exorcising an earworm by playing the track doesn't work for me Steve, but whatever works for you.
    I recently heard and enjoyed the track European Female by The Stranglers on the radio, so played the album, and now the track is worming around quite a bit.

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  5. 'My Spanish Heart' is a classic 70s fusion record.
     
    Yesterday I had Charlie Parker’s ‘Billie’s Bounce’ stuck in my head while I was out shopping, which is a textbook example of a good earworm.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mRaEzwTYo&ab_channel=MINICQQPER

    The other day I had a textbook example of a bad earworm. The culprit was a mid-70s pop song called ‘Magic’ by the band Pilot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzlK0OGpIRs&ab_channel=1hit1ders

    But wait, it gets worse…much worse. As if “Magic” in the above video isn’t bad enough. The version that was stuck in my head, was a rewrite of the lyrics for an advertisement by a pharmaceutical company for the prescription drug Ozempic, which is a diabetes medication. Yes, in the US, there are TV commercials for drugs that require a prescription.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlF5XrTO6rw&ab_channel=reticularimus

    Also, the intro to the Television song ‘Marquee Moon’ is a recurring earworm.

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    1. I think I must have defused the album, Babs!
      Prescription drugs in TV ads? That seems very strange. Common cough, cold and constipation remedies, yes. But heavy duty meds?

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    2. Even funnier, is the "tagline" on a lot of them: "Ask your Doctor if [insert drug name here], is right for you". This followed by a voice-over, spoken at three times the speed of light, that warns of possible side effects.

      "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America, you get a front row seat” — George Carlin


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    3. Why would you ask your doctor whether the drug is right for you? Surely by prescribing it he's tacitly said so? Unless there's some sort of black market for these meds?

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    4. No black market is needed, when you're, for all intents and purposes: a legal dope pusher.

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    5. "Do not take ____ if you are allergic to ____."

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    6. "Why live with the heartbreak of psoriasis?"

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    7. Still trying to get my head round this, Babs.
      So if you have, say, diabetes and you see an advert for a diabetes med, can you go to your doctor and ask for that particular medication?
      Here, as in the UK, if you have a particular condition, you go to your doctor and he prescribes what he thinks is best for you. As he's qualified, and you're not, most people tend to accept his recommendation, unless it's something you know you have no tolerance for as - for example, my wife with ibuprophen.

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    8. It's the same here, Steve, doctors prescribe the medications that they deem are best for you. But that doesn't stop "big pharma" from pushing them. I'm told it's the same in New Zealand as well. My daughter is a OB-GYN (obstetrician-gynecologist), and she has some very funny stories about her patients wanting and sometimes demanding medications. Myself, I have a penicillin allergy. When I was a little girl, I was given a shot of penicillin, went into anaphylactic shock, and had a two-day hospital stay.

      Your distillation of 'My Spanish Heart' is spot on!

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    9. Glad you liked the fettled album, Babs.

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  6. For better or for worse, here's my rejigged version. Full sleeve notes from the Deluxe CD reissue for information purposes.
    If you want the full and unsullied version, just ask away.

    https://workupload.com/file/u7U6DbyntHU

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    1. Any record surgery that has a fusion bin involved is worth trying! Though not a jazz guy, I'll give this a try...

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    2. By the way, Steve, there's an easy way to change the track numbers in metadata (otherwise, on most mp 3 playing devices the tracks will return to the original order): You just right click on a track then scroll down to "properties", then click on "details" and then you can change the track numbers, so they match the track numbers in the titles...

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    3. Oh, nevermind, I've seen you changed the title, so no need for my little road map. Would probably still be better for future posts to align track numbers, because my I-Pod (I know, I know...) for example would sort them by metadata, not track title.

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    4. I'll be the first person to admit that I've never got into tagging, so it probably shows!
      I have an iPod Classic - used to use it all the time - with a 160GB drive. It now gathers dust.

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    5. I use TagScanner to set the metadata. It's freeware & is easy to understand & use. You can get it here: https://download.cnet.com/TagScanner/3000-2141_4-10056506.html or many other places on the interweb.

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    6. Thank 'ee NØ - I'll give it a try.

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    7. Steve, if you are still using MusicBee then you can do all that  in there.

      Apologies if Grannies and egg sucking is involved but you can do all sorts of clever things in Musicbee. However you can start simple by just using the edit function.

      Right click on any track and select edit. This brings up 5 tabs of data on the track, most of the stuff is on the "Tags" tab e.g. the track number, artist, title artwork.

      I have a pretty convoluted method of producing compilations in Musicbee which involves copying tracks into a new album, resorting them and then automatically renumbering them. There may well be an easier way of doing it, but it works for me!
      If you want to know more, please shout

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  7. Thanks for this SteveShark. I'll try this version. As foe earworms, the last major one was Build Me Up Buttercup. So bad the wife began singing it. And she doesn't sing anything. Then they began using it in a TV commercial. It's always the pop toons that become earworms. But that's what they write 'em for. Isn't it? But last week the earworm was She Dances With Meat. By Pinkard & Bowden. I finally had to hear it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cpmwFtH5l8

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  8. In about 1973 the lps that everyone at school had were Tubular Bells and Dark side of the Moon and as an impoverished school kid I taped them both and never felt the need to actually buy them. In their wake came various largely instrumental lps that I always lump together. These included :

    Santana - Caravanseri and Barboletta
    Mahivishnu Orchestra - Birds of Fire
    Stomu Yanahsta's East Wind : Go
    Tomita - Snowflakes are Dancing
    Camel - The Snow Goose
    Gryphon - Red Queen to Gryphon Three
    Bo Hannson - Lord of the Rings
    And Chick Corea's Return to Forever - not sure which one it was it might have been the eponymous one or Hymn of the Seventh Galaxy as the name seems familiar. Because I taped them the lp covers on discogs don't mean anything to me, so can't be sure.

    I don't remember much about the Chick Corea, or some of the others, but the names resonate with me as they remind me of that time. Strange that it's usually hearing a song thaf takes you back to a particular time and place but with the above it's actually just the names, especially Stomu Yamashta's East Wind and Chick Corea's Return To Forever. Evocative names from "..another time and another place..." (speaking of earworms, that song just turned up in my head and I had to look it up, turns out it is U2 from their 1st lp - I bought it when it came out as I thought Bono had such an unusual voice, never bought anything else of theirs and haven't played it in years, it just appeared out of the ether!)

    So thanks Steve, I will give him a go, on my imminent return to the UK and our new monarch.

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  9. It probably isn't a classic earworm as such, but since me and the missus just watched Stranger Things 4, there's been some humming of Kate Bush's "Running Up That Hill" around the house recently..

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  10. A fragmentary earworm got seeded t'other day by my reading an online piece about Samsung's super duper hi-tech gee-whiz smarthouse for a cohort of Gen Z(??) yoof to inhabit, planning parties on their devices, having remote dance-offs with other incredibly contemporary young people and generally complementing the LGBTQ-etc project's state/corporate entrainment. I think it might have been S Club 7 I had in my head but it is hard to be sure, like telling Sparrows apart.

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